gin-nurtered time waster.
©Elsie Anderton,
The Babylon Lane Tales 2012
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Described by the MAD blog awards as:
"Elsie Anderton writes Babylon Lane Tales, home to categories such as Tales from the Crib and Vintage Gluttony. Naturally witty and bordering on the confessional, it’s no surprise this blog has become a firm favourite. Elsie lets her chickens clean the kitchen floor, adopts a wardrobe filing system where dirty clothes do another day, and hides her paperwork in the oven. We love her."
You can contact me at all the places below. Why would you want to? Who knows.
I suppose you may have a question about the precise method of assembling a ribband jelly; need to know how to train your chickens to hoover the kitchen floor; be curious about the exact number of days you can use an unwashed coffee cup before lockjaw sets in; or wonder at the exact satsuma peel tower height that can be achieved before a topple.
I may know the answers to much more than this, you can always try me, you might even be amazed, but it's very likely to lead to disappointment.
Before pressing send, please watch this. If you still want to talk to me then you are clearly insane.